I almost…

got a taxi, but the weather was too good so I walked

didn’t say yes to what turned out to be the best weekend of my life

got knocked out by a wooden plank but it missed

lost my phone

died. I was in the Nevada Desert. Alone. On a road. At dusk. After a truck smashed my vehicle. 1981. Age 19.

didn’t come back in

am blind

cried

found true love

got a dog

missed my tax return

rode in an aston martin DB4 until the owner had to go and have new tyres fitted to it – such regrets!

have been inspected

Starved

missed the bus

picked up a kitten

drowned on Brighton Beach

forgot to buy my train tickets

booked a holiday

did not come to the turner exhibition

was credited on Cliff Richard’s ‘ wired for sound’ album

married the wrong person

punched a teenager

went to Margate instead of Eastbourne

saw a shark on the Barrier reef

got the job

finished that email I’ve been putting off

flew back to Australia

ran into a seesaw

am full

didn’t care

ran out of time

Cried sitting downstairs on the bench with my headphones on

ate sushi today but I wish I had

spoke to Princess Diana at the Women of the Year launch

cooked my face

had a shag

cried at the Barbara Walker exhibition

forgot the dog

became an eagle scout

kissed them

bought a picture at the Charleston Lewes Art gallery

won on a 2p machine

very very miss my two dogs

cried today

fostered an American Bulldog

ran away

slept enough

didn’t come tonight but glad I did

applied for a new job today

had a normal life

didn’t come today thinking that maybe it wouldn’t be great but I’m glad I did! Nice to see artistic creations.

went to Paradise Park

wasted a lot of money on an electrician

Mr Almost Man (Stuart Waters) asked Towner Eastbourne visitors to tell him moments in their lives when they “almost…”. This is a selection of their answers.