punched a teenager
bought a picture at the Charleston Lewes Art gallery
saw a shark on the Barrier reef
became an eagle scout
very very miss my two dogs
got a dog
fostered an American Bulldog
ate sushi today but I wish I had
cooked my face
rode in an aston martin DB4 until the owner had to go and have new tyres fitted to it – such regrets!
got knocked out by a wooden plank but it missed
went to Paradise Park
was credited on Cliff Richard’s ‘ wired for sound’ album
forgot to buy my train tickets
had a shag
forgot the dog
lost my phone
have been inspected
am full
didn’t come tonight but glad I did
spoke to Princess Diana at the Women of the Year launch
booked a holiday
didn’t say yes to what turned out to be the best weekend of my life
went to Margate instead of Eastbourne
am blind
married the wrong person
got a taxi, but the weather was too good so I walked
applied for a new job today
finished that email I’ve been putting off
ran out of time
Starved
won on a 2p machine
drowned on Brighton Beach
ran away
Cried sitting downstairs on the bench with my headphones on
died. I was in the Nevada Desert. Alone. On a road. At dusk. After a truck smashed my vehicle. 1981. Age 19.
didn’t care
got the job
found true love
cried today
kissed them
ran into a seesaw
didn’t come back in
missed my tax return
didn’t come today thinking that maybe it wouldn’t be great but I’m glad I did! Nice to see artistic creations.
cried at the Barbara Walker exhibition
picked up a kitten
cried
missed the bus
flew back to Australia
slept enough
did not come to the turner exhibition
wasted a lot of money on an electrician
had a normal life
Mr Almost Man (Stuart Waters) asked Towner Eastbourne visitors to tell him moments in their lives when they “almost…”. This is a selection of their answers.