I almost…

got knocked out by a wooden plank but it missed

spoke to Princess Diana at the Women of the Year launch

fostered an American Bulldog

wasted a lot of money on an electrician

missed my tax return

cried at the Barbara Walker exhibition

went to Margate instead of Eastbourne

am full

finished that email I’ve been putting off

picked up a kitten

went to Paradise Park

booked a holiday

didn’t come today thinking that maybe it wouldn’t be great but I’m glad I did! Nice to see artistic creations.

was credited on Cliff Richard’s ‘ wired for sound’ album

got the job

ran out of time

had a normal life

didn’t say yes to what turned out to be the best weekend of my life

punched a teenager

didn’t come back in

forgot to buy my train tickets

Cried sitting downstairs on the bench with my headphones on

became an eagle scout

ran into a seesaw

forgot the dog

rode in an aston martin DB4 until the owner had to go and have new tyres fitted to it – such regrets!

saw a shark on the Barrier reef

have been inspected

bought a picture at the Charleston Lewes Art gallery

drowned on Brighton Beach

cried

lost my phone

slept enough

applied for a new job today

married the wrong person

missed the bus

didn’t come tonight but glad I did

got a taxi, but the weather was too good so I walked

am blind

didn’t care

found true love

cried today

ate sushi today but I wish I had

kissed them

very very miss my two dogs

Starved

ran away

got a dog

won on a 2p machine

cooked my face

flew back to Australia

died. I was in the Nevada Desert. Alone. On a road. At dusk. After a truck smashed my vehicle. 1981. Age 19.

did not come to the turner exhibition

had a shag

Mr Almost Man (Stuart Waters) asked Towner Eastbourne visitors to tell him moments in their lives when they “almost…”. This is a selection of their answers.