forgot the dog
am blind
became an eagle scout
ate sushi today but I wish I had
fostered an American Bulldog
lost my phone
cooked my face
Cried sitting downstairs on the bench with my headphones on
have been inspected
ran into a seesaw
bought a picture at the Charleston Lewes Art gallery
got the job
didn’t say yes to what turned out to be the best weekend of my life
went to Margate instead of Eastbourne
found true love
cried
saw a shark on the Barrier reef
wasted a lot of money on an electrician
very very miss my two dogs
didn’t come back in
went to Paradise Park
had a shag
got a taxi, but the weather was too good so I walked
booked a holiday
cried today
had a normal life
did not come to the turner exhibition
missed my tax return
finished that email I’ve been putting off
Starved
drowned on Brighton Beach
didn’t come tonight but glad I did
applied for a new job today
got knocked out by a wooden plank but it missed
spoke to Princess Diana at the Women of the Year launch
ran away
ran out of time
was credited on Cliff Richard’s ‘ wired for sound’ album
married the wrong person
didn’t care
missed the bus
slept enough
got a dog
rode in an aston martin DB4 until the owner had to go and have new tyres fitted to it – such regrets!
picked up a kitten
punched a teenager
won on a 2p machine
died. I was in the Nevada Desert. Alone. On a road. At dusk. After a truck smashed my vehicle. 1981. Age 19.
kissed them
forgot to buy my train tickets
am full
flew back to Australia
didn’t come today thinking that maybe it wouldn’t be great but I’m glad I did! Nice to see artistic creations.
cried at the Barbara Walker exhibition
Mr Almost Man (Stuart Waters) asked Towner Eastbourne visitors to tell him moments in their lives when they “almost…”. This is a selection of their answers.