cried at the Barbara Walker exhibition
didn’t come tonight but glad I did
bought a picture at the Charleston Lewes Art gallery
married the wrong person
am full
missed my tax return
got knocked out by a wooden plank but it missed
saw a shark on the Barrier reef
didn’t care
didn’t say yes to what turned out to be the best weekend of my life
ate sushi today but I wish I had
missed the bus
got a dog
slept enough
rode in an aston martin DB4 until the owner had to go and have new tyres fitted to it – such regrets!
fostered an American Bulldog
found true love
drowned on Brighton Beach
didn’t come back in
had a shag
went to Paradise Park
ran out of time
forgot to buy my train tickets
cried today
lost my phone
cried
won on a 2p machine
am blind
booked a holiday
ran into a seesaw
applied for a new job today
became an eagle scout
cooked my face
punched a teenager
spoke to Princess Diana at the Women of the Year launch
kissed them
have been inspected
very very miss my two dogs
forgot the dog
did not come to the turner exhibition
didn’t come today thinking that maybe it wouldn’t be great but I’m glad I did! Nice to see artistic creations.
got a taxi, but the weather was too good so I walked
had a normal life
died. I was in the Nevada Desert. Alone. On a road. At dusk. After a truck smashed my vehicle. 1981. Age 19.
got the job
flew back to Australia
wasted a lot of money on an electrician
Cried sitting downstairs on the bench with my headphones on
picked up a kitten
ran away
Starved
was credited on Cliff Richard’s ‘ wired for sound’ album
went to Margate instead of Eastbourne
finished that email I’ve been putting off
Mr Almost Man (Stuart Waters) asked Towner Eastbourne visitors to tell him moments in their lives when they “almost…”. This is a selection of their answers.